• Australian: making my way down town
  • Australian: walking fast
  • Magpie: aggressive bird noises
  • Australian: walking faster
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    Anonymous: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

    rememberingsuunday:

    fuckboy symptoms:

    • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
    • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
    • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
    • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

    how to spot a fuckboy:

    • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
    • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
    • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
    • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
    • can’t find the clitoris

    fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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